THIS WATER IS NOW INTOXICATING. (In reaction to critics calling President Jonathan of Nigeria a useless goat on Facebook)

With crude loots theirs Bespoiling the land. With touch of fraudulent fingers theirs The land tossing off. Klepto-foul strings of words theirs Making here ill-scenting a land. Children boko haraming the village square As the wombs dewombing in galore one-night-stands’ protrusions theirs. The land gropes on as new parliament of the streets emerged Telling criticism dangerous and desacredization of the land birthing. Yet we lionize, idolize political big bellies So as we public office rotundities do. My President is not perfect but not a useless goat As chanted by you the drunks.